Who am I?

I am the unorthodox unlicensed unregistered penguin therapist

I will listen to your issues and see if you can be helped

I will give you Swedish Fish at the end of your session

Who is this?

This is Billy Joel. He is my assistant

He will give thoughtful and majestic advice for how your issues can be solved in the most logical and practical way

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