Unorthodox Unlicensed Unregistered Penguin Therapist

Birthdays – ~1.5 hours

• On UCF Campus – $15
• Off Campus (Orlando Area) – $25
• Off Campus (Else) – Negotiable

Breakups – ~10-45min

• On UCF Campus – $15
• Off Campus – Not Done

Proposals – ~20-45min

• On UCF Campus – $15
• Off Camus (Orlando Area) – $25
• Off Campus (Else) – Negotiable

Attending RSO Events

• On UCF Campus (Inside) – $12/h
• On UCF Campus (Outside / No Ac) – $15/h
• Off Campus – Negotiable

In Person Sessions – 1h

• On UCF Campus – $10
• Off Campus (Orlando Area) – $15
• Off Campus (Other) – Negotiable

IMPORTANT UNORTHODOX UNLICENSED UNREGISTERED PENGUIN THERAPY RULES

1. I AM NOT LICENSED OR REGISTERED! THIS IS A JOKE AND IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!
2. All sessions will be recorded for the internet to judge you. I believe that by uploading these sessions to the internet that we can expand the group therapy from just a small group to an infinite number of people
3. All sessions require a 50% down payment (if it costs $10, I will need half beforehand). I only do this because I have had people send me to random people’s houses who never wanted it.
4. Please look at the 3U Penguin Therapy Money Back Guarantee before making a purchase
5. Do not touch the camera or the gear
6. Have good vibes

If you wish to schedule me, please fill out this form